NPC Inbox: Fear

[lingeringfear]

[Fear's inbox message is simply a crackling of static, with vague thumps here and there. It goes on for about thirty seconds before cutting short, like the sound was snapped off.]

Comments

[lingeringfear]

Well, you seem like a scary sort.

[beanstalk]

First time I've heard that while I've been stuck here. [ Which totally means he gets it all the time at home.

But please flatter and amuse him more, Fear. He may or may not laugh. ]

[lingeringfear]

You would disagree?

[beanstalk]

No, I just haven't been called that since you brought me here.

So you're not wrong in that assumption.

[lingeringfear]

I'm very good at seeing inside of people.

More or less.

[beanstalk]

[ Okay he doesn't like the sound of that. He likes his privacy, thanks. There's a wave of anger when he reads that but it's passing quickly enough. It won't do him any good to get mad at Fear at this point, despite how much he would love to punch him in the jaw... ]

That's just fucking creepy.

[lingeringfear]

Hey, I'll take fear wherever I can get it.

[beanstalk]

I've noticed. Why else would I call you out?

[lingeringfear]

Funny. I was beginning to think you liked me.

[beanstalk]

I don't like you, or any of the others. I'm merely amused at the "team" I was placed on.